The Hashslinging Slasher

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lilysinthefall:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

*insert Soviet Russia joke*

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic)

shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

(Source: slugzone)

(Source: wishing-to-be-in-wonderland)

Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!

- I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you (via captainarlert)

grinned:

made by me.

grinned:

made by me.

lukespoopface:

a straight guy said it was disgusting that i liked girls

a STRAIGHT guy

YOU LIKE GIRLS TOO YOU IDIOT  

Happy Lydia Martin because Stiles Stilinski 

(Source: flyawa-y)

thecatastrophediaries:

ReiGisa: (becomes canon)

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