The Hashslinging Slasher

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

octopansy:

unexplained-events:

Mutant Giant Spider Dog Prank

I would cry

SOURCE

that little dog is probably so confused like why is everyone running away please come back and pet me

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

(Source: eva-420)

dynobrien:

perfectly in sync ✖‿✖

theartofanimation:

东俊一

monetizeyourcat:

what is nasa trying to hide

monetizeyourcat:

what is nasa trying to hide

viseriontargaryen:

dollare:

me during sports class

#maybe thats why it took you so long to get to mordor 
*snap snap snap*

viseriontargaryen:

dollare:

me during sports class

 

*snap snap snap*

(Source: giolikestowatchnetflix)

captainarlert:

I wanna write something so good people stay up till three in the morning writing theories and head canons about it.

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

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itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS